Odd similarity between umbrella and wild world?
Inquirer: Listen to the beginning verses of the songs respectively by rihanna and cat stevens and let me know
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Is it true Chris Rea and Mark knopfler have teamed up for a xmas duet?
Belly Smutt: It’s called “Coming home with a soggy bum for xmas” and they have called themselves “The Diarrhoea.”
If ya don’t get it I’ll explain.
How about some anagrams?
Don’t ask, I’m confused: David Ginola
Vagina dildo
Teddy Sheringham
Teddy Minge rash
Ossie Ardiles
@rse is soiled
Diego Maradona
O dear, I’m a gonad
Tony Blair PM
I’m Tory plan B
Leo Blair
O Liberal
Virginia Bottomley
I’m an evil Tory bigot
Michael Heseltine
Elect him, he’s alien
David Mellor
Dildo marvel
Dame Agatha Christie
I am a right death case
Benson and Hedges
NHS been a godsend [...]
Peter Marshall and Paul Lynde Last Part (Thank God)?
jake5282: Peter Marshall: What did the Lone Ranger always leave behind when he left town?
Paul Lynde: A masked baby.
Peter Marshall: Now listen carefully, Paul…during the time of the hula hoop, the yo-yo, and Davy Crockett hats, who was in the White House?
Paul Lynde: I’ll say the yo-yo!
Peter Marshall: Paul, according to the [...]
ray charles was good with the women?
$$$LiL PlAyBoY$$$: how is that possibale,
well “RAY CHARLES WENT ON ALOT OF BLIND DATES”
=]
Can you figure out this pun? NUTTY southern rock blues band one of whose members was married to cher,?
triviadude318: hit songs include: one way out, statesboro blues, seven turns
Remember this is a pun, so the answer just sounds like the bands name.
funny word meanings?
DogCrazy21: Abundance - A baker’s exercise (A-bun-dance)
Arbitrator - A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Arcade - A lemonade type drink served on Noah’s Ark.
Avoidable - What a bullfighter tries to do.
Babysitter - A small child that has not learned to crawl or walk.
Baloney - Where some hemlines fall.
Band-Aid - A fund to help [...]
What is your zodiac sign? Does any of this describe you?
♥erin♥: rach2305: i just c + v from another website oops i mean copy + paste
Read the rest of this entry »What type of music box movement has the comb that matches these notes?
Nishi E: I’m trying to make a custom music box by creating a new spool but the comb is my main setback. I’m trying to set it up to the tune of “You Could Be Happy” by Snow Patrol but I don’t know what type of comb to use.
The most crucial notes are:
C, High [...]
I’m not saying Celine Dion sounds bad, but…?
blooutflash: …and other Celine Dion jokes.
The Humane Society said, “Kill ’em or let ’em go, but stop torturing the poor creatures!”